"It’s for the touch, for the touch. After all we are only human beings down here and we could do with a lot more praise and comfort than we actually get. Earthling reassurance - it’s in permanently short supply, don’t you think? Be honest, brother. Lady, now tell the truth. When was the last time a fellow-Earther let you rest your head on their heart, caressed your cheek, and said things designed to make you feel deeply okay? It doesn’t happen often enough, does it. We’d all like it to happen a lot more often than it does. Can’t we do a deal? Oh boy (I bet you’re thinking), that head-on-heart stuff, whew, could I use a little of that."
I have got to ask. Where did you get your Jordana lipstick? asked by Anonymous
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I got it for a dollar at a swap meet, & let me tell ya: the price doesn’t reflect the quality at all. Check online!
A boring video of my liSPtick collection - as promised for Anonymous.
Also, I like how the actual youtube link has “UFAIL” in it.
Also also, the quality is so bad. I don’t know why.
Why not? asked by Anonymous
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All physicality aside, people are ugly. Almost every person I’ve ever wanted something beautiful with has proven this.
Also, I was in a very serious, very bad, very long-term relationship at a young age & I don’t think I know how—let alone want—to be in one.
Do you consider yourself to have low self esteem? asked by Anonymous
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Not at all! It’s so important to love yourself, man.
